THE BATMAN
Batman ventures into Gotham City’s underworld when a sadistic killer leaves behind a trail of cryptic clues. As the evidence begins to lead closer to home and the scale of the perpetrator’s plans become clear, he must forge new relationships, unmask the culprit and bring justice to the abuse of power and corruption that has long plagued the metropolis.
Going into this movie, I kept my expectations as low as possible, and a good thing to, for the movie manged to reach new levels of disappointment.
I mean, the the very fact that they cast a man who will forever be known as sparkly vampire dude goes to show how little they cared.
What with the already struggling reputation of Batman, making this movie was like taking a bleeding corpse and mutilating it beyond all possible recognition.
If this film was a human being I would shoot it, seal it inside an iron clad coffin and bury it at the bottom of the Marianna trench.
Do yourselves a favor, and forget about this movies very existence.
Pros:
When the movie ends, you get this enormous sense of relief.
Cons:
Every possible aspect of the entire movie.
OUR RATING
-2000 out of ten lightsabers.
